America's Got Talent - Youtube

Tonight on America’s Got Talent 2010, the lucky winners from the YouTube auditions take the stage for their first ever live performance. Sharon Osbourne said she was scared for them!

First up was PLUtonic, the a capella group from a college. They are a bunch of geeks and did a pop, sort of rap number a capella. Watching geeks in argyle sweaters swiveling their hips kind of left me cold.

Next up was Dylan Plummer, the trick jump roping kid from Cincinnati, Ohio. He was amazing! Those were some amazing tricks that he can do with a jump rope, but how is this a Vegas show? How can he maintain this for an hour and half show?

Then came Pup, a performing dog with his owner who plays a guitar. Unfortunately, something went wrong and he wasn’t able to play the accordion. Something broke, and the dog had to stand there doing nothing while his owner sang and played the guitar rather badly.

Next up was Cam Hodges, singer and guitarist. He sang “Break Your Heart” by Taio Cruz. He was ok. Nothing stellar. We’ve already seen singers that were far better.

After him we had Ryan Rodriguez, a break dancer. He was wearing dirt bike armor and faux hawk, and the general consensus in our living room is that he made a fool out of himself. He had a couple of good moves, but the rest was pure amateur hour. Piers buzzed him.

Comedian Austin Anderson was next and his whole spiel was about Facebook. It wasn’t funny. Piers buzzed him. I would have turned him off if he’d gone any longer.

Next was Booker Forte, hip hop dancer. He was a little bit lame. He just didn’t do much, and compared to some earlier dancers, he wasn’t that great. So far tonight is being very disappointing!

Next up was Pizza Patt. He can toss pizza like no one I’ve ever seen! He even set a piece of dough on fire and twirled and tossed that! Piers thinks the act is ludicrous, but it is awesome.

Kristina Young was next, a singer from South Dakota. She did “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood. She wasn’t half bad, but she wasn’t Carrie Underwood! For once, Piers did not buzz.

Maestro Alexander Bui, a 16-year-old pianist who totally blew us away tonight! That kid is amazing! Sharon buzzed him though…what the heck? She thought it was boring. Piers said to ignore her. He is a brilliant pianist. Hear hear!

Next was magician Dan Sperry. For his act tonight, he chewed up a mint, then used dental floss to floss it out of his neck whole! He dropped the dental floss near Howie, and Howie jumped up and flew away from it! He is SUCH a germaphobe.

Jackie Evancho was next, with her marvelous voice! How is it possible that voice comes out of that little girl??? She is only 10 years old, but her voice seems to be fully mature and it is a pure as crystal.

I know who I’m voting for! What about you?